Friday, October 18, 2013

How to Piss Off Touhou Fans

A few hours ago, I accidentally found myself in a 'U.N. Owen was Her?' video when I was trying to come up with some inspiration for my Halloween project. Needless to say, it was pretty much filled with the fans who rage, and the trolls who troll.

And then - being a Touhou fan myself, I was wondering, "Is there a list of 'How To Easily Piss Off Any Touhou Fan' anywhere?" But before I realized it, I've already decided to make my own. So here it is, a list of quote that can trigger diehard Touhou fans' berserk button in one way or another.

Image courtesy of わさび少女 (wasabi shoujo)

1. "What anime is this?"
2. "I've finally found Death Waltz!" in a 'U.N. Owen was Her?' video.
3. Or the variant, "This song is actually a remix of Death Waltz."
4. OR the variant, "Stolen from McRoll!"
5. "<insert shmup game here> is harder than Touhou."
6. "I play this game on easy mode."
7. "I only like the fanon."
8. "Ten Desires is so easy, therefore it sucks."
9. あたい = Eye. Like so: "Eye'm the strongest!"
10. "Pfftt... there's such thing as canon in Touhou?"
11. "...since she's Nazrin!"
12. "Aya or Sanae (or both) is a slut."
13. Or maybe, "<insert any touhous except Rinnosuke here> is a slut."
14. "Alice is a tsundere/yandere."
15. "Lazy Meiling is gonna get knifed by Sakuya!"
16. "Mima won't be making an appearance in the next Touhou game."
17. "Tenshi is a masochist."
18. "I recently heard from CNN that this stop motion video is how they made Bad Apple."
19. "Letty is fat."
20. "Hataters gonna Hatate."
21. "ZUN's art is the best art ever!"
22. "Sanae is a good girl."
23. "Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan."
24. "Kaguya is a NEET."
25. "Sakuya, do you wear pads-" *knifed*

I won't be surprised if this list is going to spectacularly backfire on me.

Also, I'll update this when I can find (or think of) more.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

An Upside-Down Kobito who Wandered Around in an Upside-Down Castle

Recently, I released my arrangement of Touhou DDC's stage 5 theme, The Shining Needle Castle Sinking in the Air.

You can also listen it on Newgrounds, if you feel like it.

Anyway, I'll just copy-paste the description from Newgrounds into here. I really need my sleep right now. There may be a lot of grammatical error in this post, too. But meh, at this point I don't really care.



Cahaya - An Upside-Down Kobito who Wandered Around in an Upside-Down Castle

Yes, that's indeed the full title of this song. Long title is long.

Anyway, this is my arrangement of Touhou DDC's stage 5 theme, "The Shining Needle Castle Sinking in the Air."

I don't really have much to say, to be honest. If anything, I'd like to say that I finished this project just in two days, and right now I'm tired as hell.

And also when I arranged this, the image of Issun-boshi was somehow the one to show up in my mind instead of the Amanojaku herself; hence the title "An Upside-Down Kobito".

No offense, Seija. :D

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Purin-chan to Ofuro ni Hairou!

Purin-chan to Ofuro ni Hairou (Japanese: プリンちゃんとお風呂に入ろう!, my own blind idiot translation. "Let's join in the bath with Purin-chan!"), an eroge developed by a circle named parabolica, is what happens if one flawlessly combines Japan, boxing, boobs, eroge, a blonde-haired bishoujo, boobs, slapping, and horror.

Oh, and swimsuit. Almost forget about that.

To be honest, I haven't played the game yet; seeing that it can easily overheat my computer in an instant. But from what I can see: you play as a... someone, who casually enters a bathroom, only to find that a girl has already claimed the bathtub. Well, maybe it was already his intention from the very beginning. Maybe he already knew that she was inside the bathroom. As I said earlier, I'm merely guessing here.

You (the player), determined to have the bath for your own, then decided to chase her away with your own way; that is, by sexually harassing her.

And so begins your mission to conquer this chick in this battle for dominance.

Please try to not take all of the above statements too seriously.

For those who are curious, this is the gameplay footage.

Yeah, that's right. It's those kind of games. Being an otaku myself, and after seeing a fuckton of weird shit coming from the otaku basement that is Japan itself, I wouldn't be less surprised.

If you feel like playing it for yourself (and for the plot), I've already provided the download link to the game below. Aside from mentioning the demographic of the game (which is obviously targeted to male audiences), do note that it also features erotic content and may not be suitable for minors. You have been warned.

<sarcasm> Welp... I thought it's still not obvious enough, judging from the picture and the video above. </sarcasm>
Password: purin

Enjoy the game and your fap material.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

A Script to Display Date & Time Using JavaScript

You can use it for your webpage/blog, too!

Just a few hours ago, I was thinking to add a plain 'date and time' widget to this blog. After a bit of searching, I finally found a site with the exact script. But unfortunately, it didn't really meet my standard.

As you can see, there's no comma after the name of the day, and it doesn't really look that good in my eyes. My own preference would be the one displayed on the right side of this very blog. Yup, that one.

Moreover, if you check the script, you'll notice that it requires two separate files; one for the .js file and one for the HTML to load the .js file.

Seeing that blogger doesn't provide file hosting (except for photos and videos), and it's way too complicated to host the .js file outside of Blogger server (and I'm a lazy ass to begin with), so I thought, "Ah, what the hell..." and decided to slightly alter the script, so that it can work on Blogger's HTML/JavaScript widget just fine. Besides, it's a short script anyway. So, why not?

tl;dr - Here's the altered script. But before that, click the 'read more' below first, will ya?

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

I Clicked a Cookie

...instead of, you know, eating it.

It was a rather sunny day in Bekasi. A really nice time to do something productive. I could have done a chore, went for a light jogging, helped my brother download that anime about naked giants attacking people's shit (man, is that anime so popular as ever), or baked a cookie.

But instead, I sat my lazy ass down at my computer (like always) and clicked a cookie. While being helped by nice grandmas to bake more cookies.

What? Of course I'm talking about that game - Cookie Clicker. Duh.

As a wise man once said, "The journey of a thousand cookies begins with a single click."

First of all, Cookie Clicker is what you call an idle game; the kind of game where you just leave your game running by itself for long periods of time.

Now, you probably will ask, "What's the fun of it when I'm doing nothing but waiting?"

Well, well. Fun fact about this kind of game; the majority of them are actually so addictive in their own way. Don't believe me? Well then, you can try it for yourself here - or here for the old version. I say play the old version instead if your computer is shitty (like mine, for example).

So anyway, back to the game itself. The objective is quite simple; you start out with a single large, clickable cookie (as seen on the pictures above). One click from it produces one cookie. Once you've produced enough cookies, you can buy upgrades to help you with your cookies clicking. Soon enough, you will find yourself no longer have to click anything as your upgrades will be doing the job for you.

Of course there are more things to expect, and these things involve eldritch abominations, aka. Things Man Was Not Meant To Meet. But hey, this is for you to find out, and not for me to spoil it any further.

So far, I've played three idle games (including this). The others are Coinbox Hero (made by jmtb02, of Elephant Quest fame), and Kaguya Table (for Touhou fans out there). Try them out too if you have time to waste!