Showing posts with label video game. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video game. Show all posts

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Purin-chan to Ofuro ni Hairou!

Purin-chan to Ofuro ni Hairou (Japanese: プリンちゃんとお風呂に入ろう!, my own blind idiot translation. "Let's join in the bath with Purin-chan!"), an eroge developed by a circle named parabolica, is what happens if one flawlessly combines Japan, boxing, boobs, eroge, a blonde-haired bishoujo, boobs, slapping, and horror.

Oh, and swimsuit. Almost forget about that.

To be honest, I haven't played the game yet; seeing that it can easily overheat my computer in an instant. But from what I can see: you play as a... someone, who casually enters a bathroom, only to find that a girl has already claimed the bathtub. Well, maybe it was already his intention from the very beginning. Maybe he already knew that she was inside the bathroom. As I said earlier, I'm merely guessing here.

You (the player), determined to have the bath for your own, then decided to chase her away with your own way; that is, by sexually harassing her.

And so begins your mission to conquer this chick in this battle for dominance.

Please try to not take all of the above statements too seriously.

For those who are curious, this is the gameplay footage.

Yeah, that's right. It's those kind of games. Being an otaku myself, and after seeing a fuckton of weird shit coming from the otaku basement that is Japan itself, I wouldn't be less surprised.

If you feel like playing it for yourself (and for the plot), I've already provided the download link to the game below. Aside from mentioning the demographic of the game (which is obviously targeted to male audiences), do note that it also features erotic content and may not be suitable for minors. You have been warned.

<sarcasm> Welp... I thought it's still not obvious enough, judging from the picture and the video above. </sarcasm>
Password: purin

Enjoy the game and your fap material.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

I Clicked a Cookie

...instead of, you know, eating it.

It was a rather sunny day in Bekasi. A really nice time to do something productive. I could have done a chore, went for a light jogging, helped my brother download that anime about naked giants attacking people's shit (man, is that anime so popular as ever), or baked a cookie.

But instead, I sat my lazy ass down at my computer (like always) and clicked a cookie. While being helped by nice grandmas to bake more cookies.

What? Of course I'm talking about that game - Cookie Clicker. Duh.

As a wise man once said, "The journey of a thousand cookies begins with a single click."

First of all, Cookie Clicker is what you call an idle game; the kind of game where you just leave your game running by itself for long periods of time.

Now, you probably will ask, "What's the fun of it when I'm doing nothing but waiting?"

Well, well. Fun fact about this kind of game; the majority of them are actually so addictive in their own way. Don't believe me? Well then, you can try it for yourself here - or here for the old version. I say play the old version instead if your computer is shitty (like mine, for example).

So anyway, back to the game itself. The objective is quite simple; you start out with a single large, clickable cookie (as seen on the pictures above). One click from it produces one cookie. Once you've produced enough cookies, you can buy upgrades to help you with your cookies clicking. Soon enough, you will find yourself no longer have to click anything as your upgrades will be doing the job for you.

Of course there are more things to expect, and these things involve eldritch abominations, aka. Things Man Was Not Meant To Meet. But hey, this is for you to find out, and not for me to spoil it any further.

So far, I've played three idle games (including this). The others are Coinbox Hero (made by jmtb02, of Elephant Quest fame), and Kaguya Table (for Touhou fans out there). Try them out too if you have time to waste!